Years of saving the world, wining and dining beautiful women have taken their toll on 007. While Bond is being secretly 'rehabilitated' in a sanatorium, the Queen announces her intention to present him with the "Jolly Good Show" medal in honor of his heroism. 'M' and the 00-agents are thrown into a quandary at this news, and deploy Agent Pumpernickel of the Department of Desk Accessories to convince Jane Bond--James' lesbian twin sister to masquerade as him to fool the Queen during the awards ceremony. However, this seemingly innocuous ruse is about to go seriously awry. A secret organization of stuffy, hidebound Englishmen--The Sons Of Britain (SOBs) are plotting to overthrow Queen Elizabeth to bring the Duke of Windsor and Wallis Simpson back. If word gets out that Bond is 'indisposed'--these evil men will surely succeed. The only people who can stop them are the members of GEORGIE--Greater European Organization of Girls Interdicting Evil--young women who work as Powder Puff Salesgirls by day, motoring throughout London on their pink mopeds as purveyors of gloss, lipstick, and the occasional bullet. Can the women of GEORGIE foil the coup, preserve Jane's secret identity and bring Jane back together with her beloved girlfriend in time? Why, naturally. Women can do anything.